I have been listening to so many lame jokes from my friends since I started doing my last semester. I just don't find some of them funny and I always say: "OMG LAME" whenever I hear them telling me their self-claimed 'funny' jokes. I'm not a serious type of person. I love joking and fooling around with my friends too. Perhaps my ways of telling jokes are different from theirs. HAHA but Really... I enjoy having them around me no matter what kind of jokes they're telling me. Kindly read below as they are some of the most lame jokes.
Peish: Hey, tell you guys a joke... damn funny one! me: Ok. Tell. Peish: There were semut (ant), gajah (elephant) & girafa (giraffe) in the jungle. One day three of them played hide-and-seek. Semut started counting then gajah & girafa finding places to hide. After semut finished counting "3 2 1 ..." Semut walked around and looked for them. When semut reached at a temple, semut stopped and it knew that gajah and girafa were inside the temple. WHY? me: don't know... Jourdan: b'cos they are big and could fit into the temple. Peish: No! me: Ok.. I give up. Peish: The answer is - gajah & girafa left their slippers outside the temple, so semut saw their slippers and of course she knew that they're hiding inside the temple lor...  me:  OMG Lame !!!
Jourdan: What is gay's favourite occupation? me: Look at Gary... I think should be 'suck cock' Peish: to be happy? 'cos gay means happy also. Jourdan: Wrong! the answer is BLOW ~ JOB!  yes.. it's blow job me: Ok... eh I was almost right huh! haha Jourdan: I got another one. What is girl's favourite occupation? me/Peish: Don know... Jourdan: HAND JOB me: Huh?? Win: Like this... *demonstrating with his right hand* me: hahahaha. That's not girls' favourite job.  Peish: Oh, you've not watched porn enough then! me: wow...  *swt*
Jourdan: What *sing* could you get in a Chinese wedding dinner? me: Don't know.. Peish: Emm... *Yam Sing* me: Wow, smart-nya. Cos you're just another lame one. *Peish was rolling her eyeballs then*  Jourdan: What *sing* owns a drink factory? me/Peish: Don't know.. Jourdan: Yeo Hup Sing me/Peish/Win:  Wahahahahahahha. Good one bro!  Jourdan: What *sing* does Chinese swear? Peish: *tiu nia sing* me: Oops.. hahahhaahahaha Jourdan: What *sing* when you only have one ball? me/Peish: Don't know... Jourdan: DEPRESSING me/Peish: Okay *starring at each other* Jourdan: What *sing* when you have two balls? Peish: Sinking?? Jourdan: NO. It's BALANCING. me/Peish/Win: hahahahahahahahahaha true true Jourdan: What *sing* when you have three balls? Win: Ohh I know.. wait wait wait! Jourdan: No waiting. It's AMAZING!  me: Ha-Ha-Ha Great Peish: Nice one.
Tomato girl: Tell you a funny joke. me: Ok. Bring it on.  Tomato girl: Baby pony wants to get married with a Zebra. Why Mother pony doesn't allow baby pony to do so? me: Cos.. different species Tomato girl: No. Jourdan: Give up. Tomato girl: Answer is - Mother pony says "people who has tattoo is not good". me/Jourdan: OMG who are you? Are you the tomato girl we used to know? This is super lame. It's not you! 
Jason, 12 year-old (from PCH): There is a river. How could a monkey cross the river when the monkey doesn't know how to swim and there are many crocodiles in the river. me: err.. don't know. Peish: How? Jason: Just Go & Die la. me:  ok. Sorry. It's not really funny le. Peish: *burst out laughing* hahahahahhahaah My goodness. Damn funny la you ... me (telling Jason): Next time you could share these kind of jokes with her cos she could simply laugh over anything that you think is funny. I tak layan all these. *then I walked away from them* 
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. As well, I have many friends are currently using blogspot and they could link each other where I couldn't link them *I'm not sure of this but I've tried hard to search for ways to link them; still no way out*.
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